my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me